If they remade Jaws...
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Re: If they remade Jaws...
That would explain why in there are no black people anymore after the whites move in.
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Re: If they remade Jaws...
Thats funny because black/urban ppl don't go to the beach
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Yeah exactly. It's like that sequel to Tremors that took place in 1872, It would tell the back story of why black people don't swim.
And the Godfather remake should be done entirely with the cast of the Jersey Shore. With Snookie as Connie. Someone should do this for the MTV Movie Awards or something. That would be a very funny parrody.
And the Godfather remake should be done entirely with the cast of the Jersey Shore. With Snookie as Connie. Someone should do this for the MTV Movie Awards or something. That would be a very funny parrody.
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Re: If they remade Jaws...
If we're recasting, I'll break it down and think more of it being closer to the book. There's no reason or way to redo what Spielberg did and a shot for shot remake would be horrible. The book was more of a drama with the shark being secondary.
Character | Big Name | Smaller Name |
Quint | Russell Crowe | Stephen Lang |
Brody | Ed Harris | Viggo Mortensen |
Hooper | Matt Damon | Mark Ruffalo |
Ellen | Sigourney Weaver | Ellen Barkin |
Meadows | Steve Buscemi | Kevin Pollack |
Vaugh | Jack Nicholson | James Cromwell |