Abob Teff

Only if Samuel L. Jackson plays Black Manta.

RocShemp

"Fish, mothafucka! Do you speak to them?!"

Big Boy Laroux

"I'm tired of all these motherfucking fish on this monday-to-friday plane!"

RocShemp

Fixed.

Big Boy Laroux

Ha ha yes, I know it, I just wanted to get in a real curse. I hold it in around my kids too much.

DaveyJoe

My internet has been down for the past two weeks. What have I missed?

RocShemp

Rob Zombie has been cast as Aquaman, his costume might be gold and white or blue and black (depending on who you ask), and it seems CW might have the makings of a better Justice League than Warner Bros.

Solid Snake

And Taffer went into a pocket universe.

hanshotfirst1138

Where did he go?

RocShemp

To the stars.

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HN

There are seven seas, seven justice leaguers, and seven colors of the rainbow. this movie will attempt to unite all of those into a single grand unification theory.

Michael Corvin

fumanstan

The Valeyard

The forum rebooted. We are now in a Post-Taffer continuity.

JTH182

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

A-aron

Step into my office, please.

fujishig

Wait a second... this is the seventh Superman movie. Oh, nvm, I forgot this is the 8th Batman movie.

Why So Blu?

I think someone should do a wellness check on that cat.

majorjoe23

Why?

RocShemp

I don't like this latest reboot. It was bad enough when we lost the Adult Forum at the conclusion of Crisis on Infinite Threads, then the writers got all experimental with wacky religious zealots and that super villain obsessed with the "Relevance Equation". Also, around that time they fridged almost all the female posters. I think the only two left are Gatordeb and Mrs. Danger (although that's actually Nick Danger in drag). Now we lost the Monitor - err - taffer. I wish they'd go back to the Pre-Crisis Forum.

Abob Teff

Funny ... I was going to ask if we could recast Taffer as a woman in the reboot! Nothing personal, but we seem to have turned into a critic's balcony full of sausage.

Can we get a proper forum origin story this time?

The Valeyard

The Hand of Geoff isn't a good enough origin anymore?

RocShemp

He no longer exists in this Universe. They attempted a spin-off but it didn't really take. It even had it's own mini-Crisis (which resulted in the death of that Universe' Adult Forum as well) but the readership just isn't there.

Abob Teff

To be fair, it failed mainly because they recast him as (insert minority preference here).

Abob Teff

So I've looked at this thing every way I've been told ... I looked away and looked back. I stared intently at it. I squinted. I used my peripheral vision ... I cannot get the damned thing to turn blue and black for me. Just white and gold.